"scoob" (scoobsti) 05/15/2015 at 12:20 • Filed to: None

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Azrek > scoob 05/15/2015 at 12:23

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Hybrids are as quiet as a golf cart too when in battery mode. I nearly pulled in front of one riding my bike as I didn’t hear it. Death by Prius is not how I want to go out.

TheHondaBro > scoob 05/15/2015 at 12:23

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da whistles, dey go WOOP WOOOOP!!!!

CalzoneGolem > Azrek 05/15/2015 at 12:28

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Well then how do you want to go out?

HammerheadFistpunch > scoob 05/15/2015 at 12:31

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Said the Tesla...

Azrek > CalzoneGolem 05/15/2015 at 12:32

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Masochists may have an ideal way to go out...I just have a list of ways I’d prefer not to go out. Run over by a Prius, choking on a salad and drowning in a wading pool are high on the list.

ZDMW > scoob 05/15/2015 at 12:32

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I’m going for a diesel bike.

HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem 05/15/2015 at 12:34

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I’m hoping to be converted to radioactive vapor...fast and interesting.

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 05/15/2015 at 12:36

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Nice, like spontaneously? With no explanation?

CalzoneGolem > Azrek 05/15/2015 at 12:36

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Can’t feel pain if you’re dead.

HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem 05/15/2015 at 12:37

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no, externally. Like driving into a nuclear test range. saving my pennies to buy that hydrogen bomb and test range for my “retirement”

Azrek > CalzoneGolem 05/15/2015 at 12:38

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But I am sure you can feel embarrassment. Consider the obituary.

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 05/15/2015 at 12:38

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Now that’s a retirement plan!

CalzoneGolem > Azrek 05/15/2015 at 12:40

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Surely your family wouldn’t mention the make an model and delete your browser history.

He died like he liked to live ... under a car.

Azrek > CalzoneGolem 05/15/2015 at 12:46

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No, my family has a dry sense of humor...and the hearse would likely be a hybrid.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > scoob 05/15/2015 at 13:25

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She’s wearing tifosi sunglasses (I personally don’t like them), all white tires (theyll be dirty out of the box) and iQ kit (everyone old male who wears one of those reek of armpits). Freddette.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > HammerheadFistpunch 05/15/2015 at 14:44

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I totally misread that as “I’m hoping to go out by radioactive velociraptor.”

BorkBorkBjork > scoob 05/15/2015 at 17:34

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Cyclists are the worst. I bought a house on an awesome (for DFW) driving road this winter, only to find that, come spring, the road is clogged with cyclists. Seriously....

pip bip - choose Corrour > scoob 05/15/2015 at 21:37

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refuses to pay the taxes too.

scoob > ZDMW 05/15/2015 at 21:52

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A Fiat 500 puttered by me and that’s exactly what I thought of